Donald Trump held a news conference today to announce Carrie Prejean will retain her title of Miss California. In a response to The Donald, she claims the topless photos leaked online, which he found "beautiful and lovely," were taken on a windy day causing her breasts to be exposed. .... Excuse me, folks, I need to strap a giant wind machine to my back because, apparently, I've been going about this all wrong. See, kids, lying
can make a difference. Thanks, Miss California!
