Sean Penn wants divorce - and the kids

 

If you’re a fan of  Sean Penn you may be in luck – he’s about to be single. Again. Sean has filed papers to dissolve his uneasy marriage to Robin Wright-Penn. The glamorous couple got hitched in 1996 and their marriage already hit shallows in 2007, but that divorce was dismissed at the couple’s request. Three days later, Robin did the same thing. But this time it looks like it’s real.
Previously married to Madonna, Sean, 48, has now asked the court to end the thirteen-year marriage with Robin, 43, by means of ‘legal separation with minor children.’ The couple have two, Dylan, 18, and Hopper, 15, and last time they did this they asked for joint custody, which is likely to happen this time as well - if this divorce sticks.

Doesn’t sound like that went down too well, huh?
Last month, rumors were flying about a lustful liaison with Natalie Portman, but sources close to Ms. Portman have dismissed them as ‘baseless.’ As a sad codicil, Monday was the couple’s 13th anniversary.