Kim Kardashian encouraged Heidi to do Playboy

When Heidi Montag received the offer to do Playboy, you'd figure she'd take it up with a moral authority like, oh I dunno, that Jesus fellow she always talks about. Instead she called Kim Kardashian which is close. But not really. MTV News reports:

"Actually, I was in Mexico and I got a call from Heidi saying, 'Call me right now,' " Kardashian told MTV News on Tuesday (June 16). "So I called her and she had said to me, 'What do you think? What's your opinion on if I were to do Playboy?'"
Kardashian told her to "go for it."
"I think that now's the time," she said. "I think it's a very classy magazine. It's artsy. I talked her through the whole process and helped her make up her mind."

What exactly is "the whole process" that needed talking through? Take off your clothes and smile for the camera? Pretty self-explanatory. Granted, we're talking about Heidi Montag here, but I'm sure there was a stun gun handy whenever she confused "act sexy" with "put on a gay porno and leave the room" like she's trained to do at home.Source: thesuperficial.com

Heidi Montag is doing Playboy

Heidi Montag is posing for the September issue of Playboy, according to People. I don't want to say this is the only useful thing she'll ever do because I hate stating the painfully obvious. On a related note, finally the world will have something to ward off Spencer Pratt with: Naked pictures of his wife.

Source: thesuperficial.com

Heidi Montag really will put anything in her mouth

Here's Heidi and Spencer on the set of a Pizza Hut commercial which is exactly why I order Papa John's. (Also, I'd stab my grandmother for extra garlic butter.) That said, it seems Spencer clearly has experience handling large, snake-like objects. Wait, so that's why he was in Kevin Casey's hip-hop video. I get it now.

 Source: thesuperficial.com

Heidi Montag will do well in porn

Above is Heidi Montag's new music video for "Black Out," and it's entirely her writhing around in a bikini again. At least she's consistent. That said, If you don't watch this thing, preferably with the sound off, and see a bright future in porn for Heidi, congratulations, you're Amish. Now get off the devil box before you doom the harvest. I have spoken!

Source: thesuperficial.com

Heidi Montag and Stephanie Pratt: Lunch Ladies

Fresh off of her nuptials, Heidi Montag grabbed a salad at Catherine Melandrino with her new sister-in-law, Stephanie Pratt, while the two filmed an episode of “The Hills” in West Hollywood on Friday (May 1).
Heidi, who recently returned from a Mexican honeymoon with her co-star husband Spencer Pratt, donned black ripped jeans and carried a large green purse, wearing flip flops which revealed a band-aid on her big toe.
As previously reported by Gossip Girls, Miss Montag is also rumored to be in talks to start a new negotiation to land herself a high-paying spread in Playboy magazine.

One source says that Heidi is trying to work something out to pose for the magazine while husband Spencer is encouraging her to do it and working on negotiating a $500,000 deal for his wife. “She wants to do it. It’s just a matter of working out the details,” says the insider.Source:  celebrity-gossip.net

Heidi Montag in a bikini

 

Since I just posted about fake breasts and dumb, what better follow-up than Heidi Montag in a bikini? Here she is on her honeymoon in Mexico, and of course, even then she's still posing for pics. Seriously, I bet this chick can't go to the bathroom without taking at least three paparazzi and enough lighting equipment to render a pregnancy test pointless.
"It's a girl, Ms. Montag!"
"Neat. *FLUSH* I'm gonna pose next to the towel rack now."

Source: thesuperficial.com