Paris Hilton is single and flashing her vagina

Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt have apparently called it quits, according to People:

"In response to the inquiry on whether Paris Hilton has split up with Doug Reinhardt, yes, this is true they are no longer together. They remain friends and ask that you please respect their privacy," a rep for Hilton says.

 

Source: thesuperficial.com

Paris Hilton's neighbor offers $27K/month to get rid of her

 

Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt just moved into a new Hollywood Hills home last week, and already one neighbor is willing to fork out almost $30 grand a month to get her the fuck out. TMZ reports:

The neighbor says Hiltie is ruining his life. She's lived there a grand total of 5 days ... already cops have been called twice because of loud parties, screaming and yelling, and vandalism.
The house in the Hollywood Hills had been listed at $22,000 a month. So the neighbor is willing to give the landlord $27,000 a month if Paris goes away.
And get this ... we're told the neighbor complained to Doug yesterday about all the ruckus since Paris moved in. Doug said, "This is what you have to expect because Paris and I are public figures."

Jesus. I'm pretty sure that last sentence alone is legal grounds for firing a gun into Doug Reinhardt's nostril. Granted, it's been a while since my law school days (Ladies?), we're talking a clear case of self-defense here. -- That was your cue to start shooting, so whenever.
Source: thesuperficial.com

Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt: Shacking Up?

They’ve only been dating for a short time, but Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt seem to be very eager to take the next step in their relationship.
And yesterday (April 23) the “Simple Life” cutie and her baseball-playing beau were spotted doing a little house hunting in a swanky Beverly Hills neighborhood.

Paris and Doug looked to be excited about the property they viewed, though Miss Hilton seemed annoyed with the paparazzi presence.  At one point she took a picture of the shutterbugs with her mobile phone. Following their real estate venture, the happy twosome headed over to Hilton’s sister Nicky’s house, emerging an hour later holding hands.
Source: celegrity-gossip.net

Paris Hilton in a bikini

Here's Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt at the Coachella Music Festival yesterday, and I gotta admit, there's times I would. I'd do- *click* Whoa! My penis just pulled a gun, everybody. Okay, I'm stepping away from the keyboard. You're in charge. You're the man. My car keys? Here you go even though we both know you can't drive stick. Haha, talk about irony. *click* I'll be good.

Source: thesuperficial.com

Paris Hilton: 'Doug Reinhardt will be my husband'

Talking to E! News at the Samantha Ronson party Lindsay Lohan was banned from, Paris revealed she wants to marry Doug Reinhardt:

"We're best friends," Paris told me. "It's not like we just met. We've known each other over the past year. I was in a relationship before and we reconnected. I'm really in love and really happy."
As for the rumors that the two are engaged, it hasn't happened yet, but it seems to be in the future for the two. "You never know," Doug said. "He's going to be my husband," Paris giggled.

You know what? I'm all for this, and I hear Mexico is a great place to get married right now. No, really, I'll even invite a whole bunch of my classy friends, a cartel of them if you will, because I love romance so much. Now get packin', you crazy lovebirds!
Source: thesuperficial.com